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CITYWIDE “RIOT” IN INGLEWOOD AS CLIPPERS FALL TO 0-10

 


BREAKING: Chaos in Inglewood tonight as fans of the Los Angeles Clippers rioted across the city following the blowout loss to the Toronto Raptors. A chaotic sight, the mob of fans totalled nearly eight people, and has caused $27 dollars in property damage and counting, having tipped over several trash cans and halfheartedly attempting to flip a car for around 20 minutes.

City officials expressed shock and confusion at the action, with Mayor James Butts quoted as saying that he “honestly forgot that the team was playing here now. They have fans? People pay to watch them? I assumed that this was just like a city-wide prank that we were playing on the players.”

In addition, the crowd was also seen attempting to raise funds to erect a “Sell the Team” billboard, passing around a hat to each of the rioters. A brief altercation nearly erupted after accusations that the hat had less money at the start than the end, only stopping after the group was mocked by a gaggle of roaming teenagers.

As of the time of reporting, the fans were seen trying to fight a visiting Toronto Raptors fan, only to stop and stand awkwardly after realizing he looked way bigger up close than he did from far away.

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