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Jalen Green Bewildered to Find Home TPed by Group of Masked Teens

HOUSTON, TX - Rockets shooting guard Jalen Green was left speechless this morning when he woke up to find his property covered in toilet paper. Reviewing his security footage revealed a group of masked teens arriving at Green's home early in the morning and covering various parts of the residence in the household item.  "I don't know who sent them or why," said Green to NBN Today representatives. "The only clue I had was this mysterious note they left." Green revealed that he found a note taped to his door, which read: "Dear Luke. U bum!!! Get cut bitch!!! Regards from K and A."  "It looks like they got the wrong house, which really sucks," explained a distraught Green. "They even slashed my tires. I had a play-in game to get to today and now I won't make it." The Rockets are currently playing the Memphis Grizzlies in the Eastern Conference play-in.