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BREAKING: Wizards Front Office Leaks Shocking Information

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprise news leak from the Wizards front office today, exclusive sources close to NBN Today have learned that the franchise is considering trading Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith.

Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith has been a key member of the Wizards team since they traded away long-time star Bradley Beal after several up-and-down seasons with the franchise. 

"I'm surprised to hear that they're considering parting with Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith," Beal said when asked about the rumors. "They shipped me out, in part, to acquire Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith. Why would they trade them so soon?"

The information shocked the NBN, and several owners expressed disbelief that the Wizards were seriously considering a trade that involves Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith. 

"Don't believe it for a second," an anonymous owner told NBN Today. "Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith is just too crucial for this team, and it'd just make no sense at all."

Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith did not respond to a request for comments.

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