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24-25 Stats Power Rankings

Presented by Dasani.

With a couple weeks of play behind us, it's time for the first 24-25 STATS POWER RANKINGS. Remember these ratings are less accurate at the very beginning of the season, but should stabilize as the season goes on.

1. Milwaukee Bucks 
2. Brooklyn Nets 
3. Boston Celtics 
4. Utah Jazz
5. Minnesota Timberwolves 
6. Detroit Pistons 
7. Atlanta Hawks 
8. San Antonio Spurs 
9. Phoenix Suns 
10. Philadelphia 76ers 
11. Memphis Grizzlies 
12. Dallas Mavericks 
13. New Orleans Pelicans 
14. Indiana Pacers 
15. Chicago Bulls 
16. New York Knicks 
17. Denver Nuggets 
18. Sacramento Kings 
19. Oklahoma City Thunder 
20. Golden State Warriors 
21. Toronto Raptors 
22. Cleveland Cavaliers 
23. Miami Heat 
24. Houston Rockets 
25. Los Angeles Lakers 
26. Los Angeles Clippers 
27. Washington Wizards 
28. Charlotte Hornets 
29. Orlando Magic 
30. Portland Trail Blazers
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