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Where is Tiggy?: Kings Players & Front Offices Grapple with Unsettling Silence

SACRAMENTO—In the Nothing But Net Simulation Basketball League, Sacramento Kings owner Tiggy has been described as "addicted to trading", with some front offices calling it a "problem". Known for her relentless, often baffling trades, she’s kept her players on edge with a reputation for shuffling her roster like a deck of cards But now, it’s quiet—too quiet. Tiggy hasn’t made a trade in nearly three months, and for a league used to a staggering sub ten percent roster continuity rate, the silence is deafening. It’s not just the league that’s feeling the void; it’s the Kings players themselves, who are now left wondering: what happened to Tiggy?   Bradley Beal, the Kings’ marquee veteran, admitted the sudden calm has been disorienting. "The Kings not trading is like the sun not rising. It just doesn’t happen; I haven't even unpacked, I sleep in the showers in the locker room" he said, narrowing his eyes as if trying to solve a riddle. "Did she lose ...

BREAKING: Wizards Front Office Leaks Shocking Information

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprise news leak from the Wizards front office today, exclusive sources close to NBN Today have learned that the franchise is considering trading Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith. Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith has been a key member of the Wizards team since they traded away long-time star Bradley Beal after several up-and-down seasons with the franchise.  "I'm surprised to hear that they're considering parting with Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuccevic - 88 ovr Dennis Schroder - 82 ovr Donavan Clingan - Cling Kong (77) James Harden- 86 ovr 12 gold badges Aaron Nesmith," Beal said when asked about the rumors. "They shipped me out, in part, to acquire Anfernee Simons - 81 ovr Nikola Vuc...